Posted in Miscellany, tagged Detroit, Rock, Seger, Soft News on February 29, 2008 | 4 Comments »
NYTimes.com had a cover story yesterday on Detroit’s very own Kwame Kilpatrick and his documented sexcapades that has brought a thin layer of disgrace and shame over our already snow-laden town.
How great that the only time Detroit is mentioned in any national news circuits, it’s about how we, more are less, are falling apart at [...]
Posted in Miscellany, tagged butter knife, Drugs on February 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
A conversation I had with a coworker today:
Me: Ay carajo!
Coworker: What does that mean?
Me: I don’t know, I think it means “Jesus, shoot me now.”
We all have rough days. We all have felt that sudden urge to hand the plastic butter knife that conveniently came with our lunch to the poor sap who happens [...]
Posted in Miscellany, tagged humanity, taco bell on February 27, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I was at Taco Bell tonight (Yeah, I said it. I eat Taco Bell once every few months, despite the fact that I’m an environment-friendly, quasi-vegan, organic-believing, crunchy-munchy, hippie face. It keeps me grounded, and spiritually speaking, I don’t like to deny my body, mind, or soul something that brings so much [...]
Posted in Miscellany, tagged taco bell, vacuums on February 25, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Next time you hear a knock at your door at 7:30pm on a Saturday, don’t answer. That’s good advice for more than one reason. Here are three:
It’s probably someone trying to sell you a 2300-dollar vacuum and asking you to join their vacuum family. They will probably want to come into your [...]
